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Ninthlink

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Friday Office Funnies

More Resume Bloopers These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in Fortune Magazine: 1. I demand a salary commiserate with my extensive experience. 2. I have lurnt Word Perfect 6.0 computor and spreadsheet progroms. 3. Received a plague for Salesperson of the Year. 4. Reason for leaving last job: maturity leave. (more…)
November 14, 2008
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The Basics of Racing
Lesson 9: Driver Preparation & Safety

WARNING: Don’t Use This to go Get Groceries. But, it’s Standard on the Track. I’m very thankful, and so is my family, that I participate in a sport that, while it is inherently very dangerous, places a ton of emphasis on safety. In this sport “Go Fast” is trumped only by the safety of the drivers, crews, and spectators. There ate 2 aspects to “driver prep and safety”. First: A driver must be physically, mentally, and experientially prepared. We will…
November 10, 2008
Marketing

The Food Drive has Started!

Saint Vincent De Paul's Village was started in 1950 as a small operation handing out peanut butter sandwiches to homeless. In 1982, Father Joe of Father Joe's Villages decided something more was needed than a "band-aid" approach of serving lunchtime sandwiches on weekdays. The opening of the Joan Kroc Center in 1987 marked the beginning of St. Vincent de Paul Village. St. Vincent’s helps people earn GEDs, train on computers, find jobs at Village employment fairs, receive medical and dental…
November 7, 2008
Marketing

Friday Office Funnies

Mistakes on a Resume These are from actual resumes: "Personal: I'm married with 9 children. I don't require prescription drugs.” "I am extremely loyal to my present firm, so please don't let them know of my immediate availability." "Qualifications: I am a man filled with passion and integrity, and I can act on short notice. I'm a class act and do not come cheap." (more…)
November 7, 2008